Ever celebrated one billion anything?

Hard to explain (I’m a geek, nuff said), but I just noticed my One-Billionth birthsecond is coming up soon.  Furthermore, my (almost 3yr old) son’s One-Hundred-Millionth birthsecond will be about a month earlier!

Want to know when you/a loved one reached/will celebrate a major birthsecond?  In that case, I proudly (?) introduce my Birthsecond Calculator™ (;>) :

1. Date/Time of birth:
2. + a birthsecond:
          100,000 – One-Hundred-Thousandth      1,000,000 – One-Millionth     10,000,000 – Ten-Millionth    100,000,000 – One-Hundred-Millionth 1,000,000,000 – One-BILLIONTH (RIP Carl Sagan)10,000,000,000 – TEN-Billionth
3. (but you don\’t look a second over ‘ + (iSeconds-10000).toString() + ‘!)‘;
   $(‘PartyDay’).innerHTML = dtResult + strFlatter;
   return false;”>=
   ?
    

Note: This surely won’t work in a feed reader, so come visit for the fun.

(web geek colophon: This works thanks to jsDate, my port of VBScript Date functions to Javascript.)

Update 2007-04-15: My 7yo son wants to know when his 250 millionth birthsecond is, so here’s a customizable version.