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 Saturday, February 17, 2007

It's been a long time since I've done one of these, but here's another top 10 randomized entries from my collection:

  • Byrds - Turn! Turn! Turn! (To Everything There Is A Season)
  • Kool and the Gang - 16 Spirit Of The Boogie
  • King's X - Pretend
  • The Commodores - Still
  • Spock's Beard - 4 O' Clock
  • Lit - Miserable
  • Journey - Any Way You Want It
  • Van Halen II - D.O.A.
  • They Might Be Giants - Clap Your Hands
  • Mike Helm - Meet My New Friend

(Granted, I cheated when I removed the Mr. Belvedere theme song, but can you blame me?)


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 Friday, January 06, 2006

Hard to explain (I'm a geek, nuff said), but I just noticed my One-Billionth birthsecond is coming up soon.  Furthermore, my (almost 3yr old) son's One-Hundred-Millionth birthsecond will be about a month earlier!

Want to know when you/a loved one reached/will celebrate a major birthsecond?  In that case, I proudly (?) introduce my Birthsecond Calculator (;>) :

  1. Date/Time of birth:
  2. + a birthsecond:
  3. = ?
     

Note: This surely won't work in a feed reader, so come visit for the fun.

(web geek colophon: This works thanks to jsDate, my port of VBScript Date functions to Javascript.)

Update 2007-04-15: My 7yo son wants to know when his 250 millionth birthsecond is, so here's a customizable version.

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 Friday, December 23, 2005

Nope, I still haven't seen it, but I can't wait.

And now I think I gotta go see it in style, though...

SNL - The Chronic of Narnia Rap

(Dunno what's with the You Tube videos that keep coming my way, but it's cool that they encourage hotlinking.)

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I just found this list I sent to some friends, over a year ago now.  Still quite interesting...


IQ/Personality:
The Classic IQ Test - Apparently I'm an "Insightful Linguist ...natural fluency of a writer and the visual talents of an artist. ...a creative and expressive mind" (there's flattery for ya).
What Different IQ Scores Mean (down, cached copy here)  - Checking my above IQ here calls me "highly gifted" (aka "sub-genius"?).
What kind of thinker are you? - Says I'm a "Musical Thinker" (like Jimi Hendrix, except sooo white).
 
Oh, he's talking about me!
Real coders, real code - scary & sad but true
 
Interesting:
 
Fun:
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 Thursday, December 22, 2005

Big fan that I am of Google Maps, here's a great ad for it:

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 Thursday, November 17, 2005

You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Batman, the Dark Knight

79%

Lara Croft

75%

Neo, the "One"

67%

The Terminator

63%

Maximus

63%

William Wallace

50%

El Zorro

46%

Indiana Jones

42%

The Amazing Spider-Man

42%

Captain Jack Sparrow

38%

James Bond, Agent 007

38%
Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0


"You're nocturnal; you enjoy working at night" -- yeah, I guess that's me. The technology angle seems pretty obvious too.

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 Saturday, November 12, 2005

Been a long time since I did my song roll.  So here are the first 10 random picks:

King's X - Far, Far Away
U2 - Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses
Newsboys - Shine
The Commodores - Old-fashion Love
Us3 - Knowledge of Self
Porcupine Tree - Phase III
Stuart Hamm - Snoopy's Theme Song - Peanuts
Sting - Why Should I Cry for You?
Relient K - Chap Stick, Chapped Lips, and Things Like Chemistry
Ohio Players - Only A Child Can Love

Good mixture, I think.

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 Monday, October 17, 2005

I've been wrangling a Java Struts web app lately.  While googling one of its myriad problems, I found this translated gem:

when the sea urchin it corrects, you can evade.

If only I could evade those sea urchins!

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 Monday, October 10, 2005

This is totally bizarre, but for well over a year now, I've found myself with a certain song in my head when I'm really troubleshooting code.  I only get that song in my head when I'm working hard, and I always realize it after the fact.

Even more intriguing is Which song:   "Axel F" by Howard Faltermeyer

Yes, as in Eddie-Murphy-the-wisecracking-80s-cop movie.

No, I'm no big fan of his (Howard's or Eddie's), nor of that song (except as it defined part of the 80s, me being a music buff thereof).  So could there some quality to that song which is uniquely similar to the coding process as they both involve to the brain?  In other words, do they tickle the same gray stuff?

Dunno, but I'd love to know if this happens to anyone else.

Anyone?
Anyone?
Anyone?

Crazy.

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 Wednesday, July 27, 2005

photo of World Dryer™ hand dryer, with built-in sales propaganda:
DRYERS HELP PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT.
THEY SAVE TREES FROM BEING USED FOR PAPER TOWELS
THEY ELIMINATE PAPER TOWEL WASTE
THEY ARE MORE SANITARY TO USE THAN PAPER AND HELP MAINTAIN CLEANER FACILITIES

These annoying hand dryers are multiplying lately.  Well I've hit my limit, and I gotta debunk (or at least deflate) their labels' claims.

Yes, I grant they are very well marketed, but the actual advantages for the user/patron and the environment are exaggerated, and the disadvantages are skipped (of course). 

Dryers help protect the environment.
They save trees from being used for paper towels.
They eliminate paper towel waste.
They are more sanitary to use than paper and help maintain cleaner facilities.

World Dryer's main claims:

Dryers are good for the Owner, because they're cheaper and create no paper waste to clean up.

I won't second guess their electricity-vs-paper supply cost comparisons, and dryers certainly keep the paper waste to a minimum.  So no problems here.

Dryers are good for the Patron, because they're more sanitary

The "more sanitary" claim is mentioned in World Dryer's Waste Reduction PDF and references a report comparing hot air and paper for killing germs.  Problems with this:

  1. Who kills germs with a dryer? (If you washed your hands right, the germs should already be gone!)
  2. "Hot air" is not the same as a Dryer, which requires pushing a button with wet hands, thereby picking up the germs of previous, less-thorough patrons.
  3. Busy bathrooms.  The 1 minute/person process stacks up patrons (making it all the more inconvenient), and patrons end up drying their hands on their (surely less sanitary) pants.

Dryers are good for the Environment, because they don't use up trees.

Sure, dryers don't use trees, but guess what: Trees are a renewable resource! We won't run out! (responsible logging companies act like tree-farmers, planting more trees).
    In contrast, dryers do use electricity, which comes from Coal, AKA "not-a-renewable-resource" (so we will run out of that).     Besides electricity, we get something else from Coal: Pollution! (World Dryer also claims that "paper towels cannot be recycled!" -- they never substantiate that, though.  Any ideas?)

To summarize the problems:

  1. Convenience:
    • World Dryer's own Waste Reduction PDF says "the fact is, it does take a few seconds longer to properly dry your hands with warm air."
    • Dryer inconvenience is further compounded by multiple patrons.  Using a paper dispenser is a 3-second process.  Using a Dryer is a 60-second process, which stacks up patrons.
  2. Sanitation:
    • Dryers create another "touch" surface to spread germs.
    • Dryers are inconvenient enough to skip in favor of pants or other unsanitary clothing.
    • There are plenty of no-touch (motion-sensing) paper-towel dispensers.
  3. Pollution:
    • Dryers use Electricity.  Electricity is made from Coal.  Burning Coal pollutes the air. 
    • Waste Paper fills landfills, but quickly biodegrades.
  4. Natural Resources:
    • Coal is a non-renewable resource and will run out.
    • Paper is renewable and will never run out.

So, I can't believe I actually just thought through and typed that all out, but I guess I hate feeling "marketed at" when I'm already annoyed by the inconvenience.  That the marketing claims are mostly unsubstantiated or spurious makes it all the worse.

The genius of it, though, is that they propaganda itself is an attempt to make the process seem less inconvenient -- you get something to read while you dry, instead of a blank wall.

For more entertainment, how about an address-label sized sticker saying something like:

Electric Dryers are highly inconvenient to use.
Electricity is made by burning coal, which pollutes the environment.
We'll grow more trees, but not more coal.
Dryers require touching germy buttons.

Or perhaps:

Dryers are convenient for the owner.
The owner values his/her convenience more than yours.
"The environment" sells more dryers.
These signs are here to distract you from how long dryers take.

Seems like 5 or 10 would easily fit in a wallet...

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 Tuesday, July 26, 2005

OK/Cancel comic: Table-Free Design

Ah, if only the CSS Zealots would admit it's really "Anti-Table" design.  Use the right tool for the job, I say.

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 Monday, July 25, 2005

exploration of triangular-based shapes (done with Magnetix toys)

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 Thursday, June 30, 2005

Next in my random song roll:

Transatlantic - In Held (Twas) In I
Audio Adrenaline - Glory
King's X - Over My Head
Ben Folds - Still Fighting It
Lit - Over My Head
Ray Charles - One Mint Julep
Galactic Cowboys - Not of this World
Crimson Glory - Cydonia
Metallica - Wherever I May Roam
Jars of Clay - Faith Like a Child

Wow, lotta prog rock this time...

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 Monday, June 27, 2005

Hack screenshot
So I played this game, half-a-lifetime-ago, called Hack.  It was a ASCII-graphical game for DOS, where you explore a dungeon, seeking the Amulet of Yendor.  You could play as a Wizard, Barbarian, or various other character types, and would of course fight monsters, gather treasures, and have various adventures along the way.

The user-interface was obviously very simple (even at the time), but the gameplay was amazingly rich.  I loved it, and spent many days of my life "in the dungeon," but eventually moved on to flashier graphical games.

So flash-forward 15 years to last week, I see this User Friendly comic mentioning "NetHack," and then another random mention of the game got me curious and googling. 

NetHack screenshot
Lo and behold, Hack is still alive and kicking! (great history writeup here)  15 years of development (and enrichment) has added a simple GUI (mostly easier on the eyes) and richer (but completely faithful) gameplay.  I'm not at all disappointed. 

I am tempted to say I want some sort of multi-player version, tho.  Especially considering a favorite game of mine: BattleZone, an early 80s arcade classic, which Activision did an amazing (groundbreaking) job resurrecting in ~1998 as a multiplayer FPS.  I'm still playing it 7 years later.

But for now, it's NetHack again.  It's nice when old friends visit.

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 Friday, May 27, 2005

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 Wednesday, May 25, 2005

Symptoms:

Bad acting.  I guess Frakes & Sirtis are several years outta practice (and shape).  And who wrote that dialog anyway?

Bad effects.  Can't think of a good excuse here.  I mean, really: stars between the camera and the ship?!? (space-fireflies???)

Bad production.  Tons of obvious overdubs.  They must've already pink-slipped the sound engineer.  (Not to mention the amateur-looking phasers...)

Why end an otherwise decent series (and legacy) on a bad note??  Bah!

Diagnosis:

"slapped together"

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 Thursday, May 12, 2005

Next in my random song roll:

The Grays - Everybody's World
Argent - Hold Your Head Up
Atomic Opera - The Circle Is Closed
Kool & The Gang - Stone Love
Bullmark - Track 12
Newsboys - Breakfast
Spock's Beard - The Great Nothing
Jason Falkner - Don't Show Me Heaven (live)
Mike Helm - Still Alive Somewhere
Queensryche - Empire

 

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 Saturday, April 23, 2005

Hm.. mixed feelings about participating in a meme, and moreso since the last few posts have been borderline shirking.

(But wait, how can I shirk?  Did I made an regular-original-content-creation-committment?!)

Anyway, it's a fun one via Ed Bott: load your entire music collection, randomize, and list the first 10 songs, uncensored. 

Here's what I got:

Porcupine Tree - Every Home Is Wired
Spin Doctors - Someday All This Will Be Road
Blind Guardian & Iced Earth - The Whistler
Flower Kings - Rumble Fish Twist
Earth Wind and Fire - Shining Star
The Fixx - Red Skies
Andy Grube - I Surrender
Audio Adrenaline - I'm Not The King
King's X - Mississippi Moon
Galactic Cowboys - Kaptain Krude

(Wow, rand()/fate was kind -- nary a Raffie or bubblegum pop song in the lot!)

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 Tuesday, April 19, 2005

"A modern computer is a magic box filled with ceremonial components that traps in a little evil spirit who is forced to work for you."

Nothing like a little Fenestredigitation, Open Sourcery, and Voodoo Debugging to start the day.

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 Saturday, April 09, 2005

 Thursday, March 31, 2005

 Wednesday, February 23, 2005

25 And Over - Playtime's Over, Kiddies

Hilarious and disturbing in how much it has needed to be said.  My favorite bit:

4. Develop a physical awareness of your surroundings. As children, we live in our own heads, bonking into things, gnawing on twigs, emitting random squawks because we don't know how to talk yet. Then, we enter nursery school. You, having graduated college or reached a similar age to that of the college graduate, need to learn to sense others and get out of their way. Walk single file. Don't blather loudly in public spaces. Give up your seat to those with disabilities or who are struggling with small children. Take your headphones off while interacting with clerks and passersby. Do not walk along and then stop suddenly. It is not just you on the street; account for that fact.”

My own contribution to this is the boring “keep right except to pass.”   I'm usually just bothered by two things when driving:

  • Passing Lane Squatters (as I've dubbed them, except the term sometimes follows a less-descriptive, more emotional adjective), and...
  • Failure to Indicate (as in turns or lane-changes).

Unfortunately, the entire Passing Lane situation is complicated by two other things:

  • My Lovely State's lack of any laws related to the Passing Lane, and...
  • My Larvaly State's perverse plethora of Left-side Exit Lanes!  (pardon the alliteration)

Hence the righteous indignation (which might otherwise lead me to shoot cars with paintball guns) must remain at bay. 

Laws can be changed, but Exit Lanes are forever.

 

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